Okay, which rambunctious version of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen do you like best?
August Burns Red?
I’m sure people think we’re horrible parents.
We don’t go trick-or-treating.
We don’t tell our kids about Santa…it’s basically lying to your kids for no reason.
And we don’t do the creepy Elf on a Shelf, the “new holiday tradition”. I’m sorry, but you can’t tell me what to have or not have for a tradition. Creeps. I’m not having any of it. Our traditions will be our traditions and not because you put it on a box and all of my Facebook friends are doing it.
As a side note, I made a Goomba and Shy Guy out of clay tonight.
We’re gonna head uptown and catch a wagon ride now.
The Message is hilarious. It is paraphrased so poorly; complete with awful grammar and sentence structure.
NLT is the way to go.